Słownik Tindera

• Athletic = no tits
• Bubbly personality = obese
• Beautiful eyes = fat
• Curvy = fat
• Thick = fat
• Self-loving = lonely
• 30 something = 43
• Adventurous = hoe
• Strong & independent = bossy
• Boss girl = disagreeable & annoying
• Free spirit : obnoxious, STD
• Dog/cat mom = mentally ill
• World Traveller = Goes to Vegas to get trains ran on her
• Loves to travel = pay for my trips, chronically unhappy at home, always looking for next fix, international hoe
• Enjoys clubbing = alcoholic
• No hookups = hookups
• No one night stands = one night stands
• Looking for Marriage = Looking for Marriage
• Not Looking for Marriage = Looking for Marriage
• Vegan = Totalitarian
• New age = smelly armpits
• Not interested in playing games = doesn’t know how to stop playing games
• The fact shes on a dating app at all = Alpha Widow
• Strong women = file false cases
• Red/Blue/Green hair = Insufferable
• Pronouns in bio = run
• Ambitious = refuses to be feminine
• Outspoken = will never shut her mouth or keep herself in check
• No drama = complete psycho
• Sapiosexual = bad boys only
• No bad boys = into bad boys